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Tag: pt stfu

Cry all you want, still gonna call you A Idiot.

No, Bristol Palin, Hillary Clinton Is Not Afraid Of Your Grizzly Mama

OK, now that we have yelled at (some of) The Gays about how Hillary Clinton's "anti-gay" email is kind of no big fucking deal, it is time to yell into the hollow cavity of Bristol Palin's brain, because SHE...

Shutdown Saga: Obama Administration Desperately Trying To Pull Defeat From Jaws Of Victory

Well, kids, we certainly have had fun mocking the Republicans for a series of stupid quotes about how Obamacare will rape your daughter,  or yelling at people doing their jobs, or 9/11, and we could go on and on...

Plans Finalized To Shut Down Last U.S. Newspapers

Hey, America: This is what you'll lose, once the last bloated newspapers close forever: People like this, whining about the Most Important Thing Ever, a soggy newsprint version of yesterday's wire copy and weeks-old syndicate features about "winter vegetables,"...

MAYBE THIS WILL HUSH THEM UP: Ahh, here's a much deserved article in the Washington Post about how insanely rude and distracting it is for people like Dick Cheney and Andy Card to be whining about how Obama is...

BLACK GOVERNOR IS RACIST FOR NOTING PALIN'S RACIST ATTACK ON 'COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS': What would the GOP do without black people to call racist?

POOR BABIES: Apparently all Democratic Senators are complaining about how each is allotted only eight tickets to Barack Obama's convention speech at Invesco Field. So everyone get together, let's say it in unison, here we go: Aww.

A Children’s Treasury Of Ridiculous Excerpts From David Brooks’ Creepy, Incorrect Column Today

David Brooks allows a made-up reader to address him as "Mr. Kierkegaard" today in his column. Here is what "Existential in Exeter" asks Søren Kierkegaard, who is David Brooks, about Culture: "All my life I’ve been a successful pseudo-intellectual,...