May 28, 2012
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Andrew Breitbart Still Suffers From Serious Boy-Touching Denial
by Riley Waggaman 2:55 pm October 25, 2010
We remember it like it was yesterday, but actually it was 9/12: Your part-time morning editor was walking dejectedly through a Tea Bagger field, and then Andrew Breitbart appeared from the mist in a gorgeous Victorian gown and drunkenly groped us for what seemed like “too long.” It was such a special, Charlotte Bronte moment. [...]
