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Never Forget: Michele Bachmann Is The Real Victim Of Calling People Muslim Terrorists

Fun times at the Capitol! First Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (who sits on the House Intelligence Committee) released a letter saying Hillary Clinton’s top aide, superhotty Huma Abedin (who is married to Anthony Wiener, known Jew, also) is probably a Muslim terrorist! After all, why is the State Department giving security clearances to people whose fathers once knew a guy who knew a guy who might have given some money to the Muslim Brotherhood, HENGHHH? And then John McCain had one of his biannual decency jags, and went on the floor of the Senate and struck Michele Bachmann across the face with a glove and challenged her to a duel, for Abedin’s honor. And now Michele Bachmann is really, really butthurt that people would be so MEAN as to “distort” her McCarthyite witch-hunt letters, when all she did was call State Department employees part of the cabal of Muslin Satan! HOW DARE PEOPLE SAY MICHELE BACHMANN’S WORDS THAT SHE WROTE? Read more on Never Forget: Michele Bachmann Is The Real Victim Of Calling People Muslim Terrorists…
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Wisconsin Republican Mata Hari Should Probably Be Hotter

Hey poor dumb sad confused Waukesha, Wisconsin, GOP volunteer “man4men69@hotmail.com,” you say you would like to sell your Republican bosses’ double-secret Dropbox password to local Dems, but are you joking? I have the Republican Party of Wisconsin’s Dropbox password and account. I am willing to sell it to you for a certain price. Name that price and we can work something out. This is not a joke. You’re sure now? What if the Dems in question go straight to the District Attorney with your offer? He claims it was a joke. “I was just screwing around with the people,” said Erik Turner. Oh you poor dumb fucker. Read more on Wisconsin Republican Mata Hari Should Probably Be Hotter…
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After Obama Eats Hamburgers With Medvedev, Russian Spies Caught All Over America

Just days after Barack Obama took his “solid and reliable partner” Dmitry Medvedev out for hamburgers in Arlington, the Justice Department announced the breakup of a major Russian spy ring operating right there in Northern Virginia — as well as in New York, New Jersey and Massachusetts. The spies were so deeply embedded in the United States (and each other) that many of them were paired off to have children and live as yuppie families. They even did their information exchanges using wirelessly networked laptops at coffee houses. If only the 11 spies had grown fat and covered themselves in tattoos and constantly threatened to kill the president and blow up Congress, nobody would’ve ever noticed them. Read more on After Obama Eats Hamburgers With Medvedev, Russian Spies Caught All Over America…