FOR SHAME, BARRY. They bowl better than a 129 at the Special Olympics, don’t they? [YouTube]

GAFFER TO MAKE REMARKS AT GAFFE FESTIVAL: Uh oh: “Vice President Joe Biden will attend the Special Olympics World Winter Games in Idaho on Thursday, the White House has confirmed.” He will deliver opening remarks, too, and we wish his staffers the best of luck trying to keep him on-script. (”Where I comes from, ’special’ means a goddamn different thing entirely,” etc.) [Idaho Statesman]

George W. Bush wasn’t just dripping sweat while acting like a lunatic at the Olympics — he also couldn’t actually stand up on his own. Jesus! See the creepy close-up, after the jump. MORE »