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Did Space Monsters Abduct This Chess-Obsessed President of a Small Ex-Soviet Republic?

Kirsan Ilyumzhinov is a multi-millionaire businessman, conservationist, head of the World Chess Federation, and current president of the Tibetan-style Buddhist/Russian Republic of Kalmykia on the northwest shore of the Caspian Sea. He also claims that he was abducted by space aliens. Naturally, a Russian MP wants Russian President Dmitry Medvedev to personally interrogate Ilyumzhinov about the alleged 1997 UFO abduction, because what if the space monsters got some kind of KGB secrets? Read more on Did Space Monsters Abduct This Chess-Obsessed President of a Small Ex-Soviet Republic?…
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Crude Robot Runes Signal Impending Onslaught of D.C.

Wonkette omen operative “Jacklyn” sends us this photo and writes, “Does anyone know what these paintings are or why they are there? They are painted on streets all around the Mall… 3rd, 4th, and 7th, Streets NW at least.” We have no clue but are willing to conjecture: In ten days, a race of oversized, porous ribbed condoms from Outer Space will destroy this city and rebuild it as five-star day spa. Any other theories? Read more on Crude Robot Runes Signal Impending Onslaught of D.C….