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Scott Walker Bravely Flees Wisconsin on Recall Petition Deadline Day

Organizers of Wisconsin’s effort to recall remorseless demon Scott Walker from office are said to be dumping three thousand pounds of petition signatures off with election officials today per the collection deadline, hooray! Scott Walker is taking the news exactly like the comical cartoon villain that he is, and he immediately flew to New York City to hide/sob among his only friends, filthy aging kleptocrats. And, of course, to beg for their money. UPDATE: Bwahahahaha, recall organizers just announced they are turning in ONE MILLION SIGNATURES, twice as many as are needed to force a recall election and nearly one quarter of the state’s entire voting population. Read more on Scott Walker Bravely Flees Wisconsin on Recall Petition Deadline Day…
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New Rick Perry Ad Warns Obama Letting Gays Rob Children of Christmas

Only a genius with an IQ of 500 like Rick Perry could finally fit the puzzle pieces together in what can be called the great Da Vinci Code riddle of our time: why did Barack Obama really want to allow gays to openly serve in the military? So that “our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas” is Rick Perry’s somewhat counter-intuitive solution to this mystery according to his new campaign ad, but then again, special relativity is sort of counter-intuitive too, isn’t it? Oh, Rick Perry, don’t kid. We all know the reason you figured it out so fast is because you also hate Christmas. Incriminating evidence after the jump! Read more on New Rick Perry Ad Warns Obama Letting Gays Rob Children of Christmas…