BAD FORM. Obama has now called Fox News a “talk radio format” station. Naughty naughty rhetorical volley, Sir! SIR! DO YOU HEAR US SIR? Think of the thousands of employees you’ve just insulted, sir. Think of their families and their pets. This rhetoric is OUTRAGEOUS! [YouTube]

John “McNasty” McCain has a well-deserved reputation as a vulgar and delusional psychopath who should be locked up in a crazy house forever, but a Sunday feature on Walnuts’ insanity includes an example from the recent past that tops anything else we’ve ever heard. First he knocked some poor lady into the wall of a Senate office building, and then he nearly punched out another old lady in a wheelchair. MORE »

She really will continue campaigning until she actually dies, in 2027. The latest (and seemingly final) nail in the coffin of Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign comes from ABC News, which has done the “hard math” and confirmed that Mrs. Clinton has now also lost the superdelegate contest. Let’s make a fun-filled, easy-to-read list of writing on the wall, after the jump. MORE »

Jesus, did anybody ever like this guy? Well, whatever “good will” he established by, uh, having an affair with a fat gal in the Oval Office, that’s all long gone. Now, there is only this shouty red-faced old man who is going to personally argue with every old hillbilly lady that Hillary has carefully courted all year. [YouTube/CBS News]

NO RETREAT, BABY, NO SURRENDER: “Upon more questioning, the campaign advisers acknowledged some hard truths. Even if the Florida and Michigan delegations were seated, it would not be enough for a win. The financial health of the campaign appeared grim — Mrs. Clinton loaned herself $6 million last month, and she is prepared to donate more. And if there was good news to share about overnight on-line fund-raising totals, Mr. Wolfson did not mention it.” [New York Times]

Do you have special heroes who help you decide what to do in your life or whatever? John McCain sure does! And they tend to be fictional characters from ridiculous juvenile books and movies, generally about how romantic it is to get shot down or blown up for some pointless bullshit cause that was always a losing proposition that wasn’t even wanted by the people it would ostensibly benefit. In other words, McCain is a 70-year-old man who still reads Hemingway books. But does he have a brave-Mexican-revolutionary costume for Halloween? MORE »

Just when you thought every possible variation of Election 2008 website has already been started and hated, here’s one that is actually kind of funny: Lonely Candidate. Whether Republican or Democrat, white or one of the two blacks, Mexican or Mexican Hater, all candidates share one stupid habit: They’re all sure they’re the “only candidate” to do or promise to do whatever thing candidates do or promise to do, once they’re never elected president. MORE »

Serial-divorcing nitwit Newt Gingrich says he might bless you with his presence in the primaries if you give him $30 million by November 1. Sounds sort of like a threat, doesn’t it? [AP/Yahoo News]

Congress joined the Bush Administration for a nice little barbecue on the South Lawn last night. The theme was Mardi Gras, so everybody could enjoy memories of New Orleans being destroyed by the Bush Administration and then pretty much left in that same condition years later. MORE »

Listen up, Americans: Just because you like some candidate and send a nice campaign contribution does not mean the candidate will refrain from publicly humiliating you and your family because you’re not rich enough. MORE »