Tag: pt so lonely

No Obama Tickets? John McCain’s Still Got Plenty For His Thing!

The hottest ticket in America tonight is Barack Obama's all-star oldies concert at Denver's Mile High Stadium, during which he will sink a thousand three-pointers from downtown Ancient Athens. But don't feel bad about missing history or whatever, because...

Gay Larry Craig Has No Internet Friends

Why is gay Senator Larry Craig always getting arrested in public restrooms? Because he's the Idaho Bathroom Goblin, that's why! Also, as this picture proves, it's because he has no Internet friends. So sad.