Oh well here is a shocker: Nobody in California had the time, inclination, or detailed budgetary expertise to make a good ruling on the many ballot measures up for approval yesterday, so instead they voted “no” on everything except a legislative salary freeze and then they went to In-n-Out Burger for a double double. MORE »

John McCain actually showed up! And, well, he did a bit better than we expected, if only because we expected that Obama would greet him with, “Nice of you to finally show up, pussy.” But that wouldn’t really win over the special people who just started watching the teevee to find out who is going to be the president next time around. And yet, Obama won! MORE »

STUPID POLLS DEPT. “Does John McCain live on his bus, the Straight Talk Express?” [Political Machine]