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Tag: pt so close that time

BREAKING: God Tries To Swallow Godless East Coast With Earthquake

Haha, Rick Perry's prayers ALMOST WORKED THAT TIME. A magnitude 5.9 earthquake originating in Virginia tried to shake apart the East Coast, including godless gay liberal New York and just plain godless Washington. Your very own Wonkette felt this...