Well this is terribly disappointing! After a veritable two weeks of post-election speculation about our future Secretary of the Treasury, with an endless parade of sexist buffoons and kindly forest-giants to choose from, Barack Obama goes for some dude named Tim Geithner who appears to be of normal stature and possessed of no serious personality defects. YAWN. MORE »

Oh, the laughter! They are laughing now. Laugh, clowns, laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha. They are laughing about the WAR IN IRAQ. Welcome to the second grueling hour of this groundbreaking round-table discussion featuring rich, vain psychopaths. MORE »