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SLIMY DOUBLE-CROSSING NO-GOOD SWINDLERS

Is Obama’s Attorney General Secret Space Pirate?

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

But now ya treating me like a scruffy nerf herder ....
The new Attorney General for President Hopesalot is Eric Holder, who was the deputy AG back when Bill Clinton was doing whatever slimy stuff, etc., this is what you get, but wait! Doesn’t this character look exactly like a convicted space monster from the early 1980s? Newsweek reporter Michael Isikoff suggests Holder is actually a smuggler who ran spice out of Bill Clinton’s Mena Airport in Arkansas.