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Garbage Human Tech Dude Gurbaksh Chahal Still So Mad He Got Fired For Beating His Girlfriend

Oh hey, Gurbaksh Chahal! We remember you! You’re the guy that’s on tape beating your girlfriend, but the cops were dumb and seized the tape improperly, so you got to plead down to a couple misdemeanors. But then your company fired you anyway. Tears4Gurbaksh. Rather than just slinking off, Chahal is fighting back by explaining NOT FAIR YOU GUYS. Read more on Garbage Human Tech Dude Gurbaksh Chahal Still So Mad He Got Fired For Beating His Girlfriend…
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Diapered Angerbear David Vitter Would Like To Maximize America’s Ability To Humiliate The Poor

Hi there, and welcome to our newest episode of David Vitter Is Being A Dick Again. We know you’ve all been breathlessly awaiting this, as you’ve been on cliffhanger tenterhooks: will he be whining about how there is not enough sweet government cash coming into Louisiana even though he doesn’t believe in government cash going anywhere? Is he cockblocking — or in his case, diaperblocking — one of Obama’s cabinet nominations? Is he playing politics with Congressional staffers’ lives and pocketbooks? Haha no, silly, this is a new season so David Vitter is being a dick in entirely new and interesting ways. Read more on Diapered Angerbear David Vitter Would Like To Maximize America’s Ability To Humiliate The Poor…
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NRA President: Barack Obama Is Threatening To Murder Me

Hi there! I bet we have not written about guns for one or two posts now! Truth be told, yr Wonkette is close to running out of funny/snarky/clever things to say about guns, but the universe keeps giving us really stupid people and occurrences we are duty-bound to write about. So what is happening today? David Keene, president of the National Rifle Association (yeah, yeah, we thought it was ragemonkey Wayne LaPierre, but apparently he is CEO of the NRA instead), David Keene, he of the “I’m totally into safe gun use but my kid is doing 10 years for a road rage incident that included handgun brandishing,” David Keene would like to tell you that guns don’t kill people, B. Barry Bamz kills people: Read more on NRA President: Barack Obama Is Threatening To Murder Me…