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Oh hey, Gurbaksh Chahal! We remember you! You’re the guy that’s on tape beating your girlfriend, but the cops were dumb and seized the tape improperly, so you got to plead down to a couple misdemeanors. But then your company fired you anyway. Tears4Gurbaksh. Rather than just slinking off, Chahal is fighting back by explaining […]

Hi there, and welcome to our newest episode of David Vitter Is Being A Dick Again. We know you’ve all been breathlessly awaiting this, as you’ve been on cliffhanger tenterhooks: will he be whining about how there is not enough sweet government cash coming into Louisiana even though he doesn’t believe in government cash going […]

Hi there! I bet we have not written about guns for one or two posts now! Truth be told, yr Wonkette is close to running out of funny/snarky/clever things to say about guns, but the universe keeps giving us really stupid people and occurrences we are duty-bound to write about. So what is happening today? […]