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Garbage Human Tech Dude Gurbaksh Chahal Still So Mad He Got Fired For Beating His Girlfriend

Oh hey, Gurbaksh Chahal! We remember you! You're the guy that's on tape beating your girlfriend, but the cops were dumb and seized the tape improperly, so you got to plead down to a couple misdemeanors. But then your...

Diapered Angerbear David Vitter Would Like To Maximize America’s Ability To Humiliate The Poor

Hi there, and welcome to our newest episode of David Vitter Is Being A Dick Again. We know you've all been breathlessly awaiting this, as you've been on cliffhanger tenterhooks: will he be whining about how there is not...

NRA President: Barack Obama Is Threatening To Murder Me

Hi there! I bet we have not written about guns for one or two posts now! Truth be told, yr Wonkette is close to running out of funny/snarky/clever things to say about guns, but the universe keeps giving us...