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How Bad Do You Want This Wendy Davis Abortion Barbie?

Hey ladies! Need some nice luxe regenerative eye cream but just can’t get enough aborted fetus jelly to bind the caviar and Vitamin C and glycerine (?) together? Well, Wendy Davis as Abortion Barbie won’t help you either because it is a doll of a fetus ready to be severed from its limbs with a shiny pair of scissors, and also it’s not even a doll, it’s a poster of one. No aborted fetus jelly for you! :( Read more on How Bad Do You Want This Wendy Davis Abortion Barbie?…
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Virginia State Senator Should Leave Irony To The Professionals, ‘Parasites’ Out Of The Wombs Of ‘Hosts’

Virginia state Senator Steve Martin (R-Three Amigos) referred to pregnant women as “host(s)” on his Facebook page and even included a parenthetical aside clarifying that he’s talking about mothers. He’s changed “host” to “bearer of the child,” because “host” suggests fetuses are parasites; his modified verbiage regards the unborn with the dignity they deserve. Read more on Virginia State Senator Should Leave Irony To The Professionals, ‘Parasites’ Out Of The Wombs Of ‘Hosts’…
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New Mexico Will Prosecute You for Borting Your Rape Baby, Because You Are Borting ‘The Evidence’

Ladies, ladies, stop your hysterical caterwauling in that shrill way you do that you do! It is okay that a Republican lawmaker in New Mexico has introduced you to carry your Rape Baby to term “to use the fetus as evidence” (carrying a sentence of up to three years!) in your raper’s trial! It is okay because the lawmaker in question is a woman. Read more on New Mexico Will Prosecute You for Borting Your Rape Baby, Because You Are Borting ‘The Evidence’…