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How Bad Do You Want This Wendy Davis Abortion Barbie?

Hey ladies! Need some nice luxe regenerative eye cream but just can't get enough aborted fetus jelly to bind the caviar and Vitamin C and glycerine (?) together? Well, Wendy Davis as Abortion Barbie won't help you either because...

Virginia State Senator Should Leave Irony To The Professionals, ‘Parasites’ Out Of The Wombs Of ‘Hosts’

Virginia state Senator Steve Martin (R-Three Amigos) referred to pregnant women as "host(s)" on his Facebook page and even included a parenthetical aside clarifying that he's talking about mothers. He's changed "host" to "bearer of the child," because "host" suggests...

New Mexico Will Prosecute You for Borting Your Rape Baby, Because You Are Borting ‘The Evidence’

Ladies, ladies, stop your hysterical caterwauling in that shrill way you do that you do! It is okay that a Republican lawmaker in New Mexico has introduced you to carry your Rape Baby to term "to use the fetus...