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Bristol Palin Won’t Dress Like a Whore On Her TeeVee Show

Bristol Palin is of course planning on showing off her lithe young body for the entertainment of millions of Americans on the hit new TV show Rubbing Yourself Up Against A Total Stranger With The Stars. This seems like it might actually contradict her stated life goal of convincing young girls to refrain from screwing hot dumb rednecks and getting knocked up, since obviously TV audiences will see her suggestive dance moves and immediately look for a young person to fuck sans prophylactics. But you shouldn’t worry about the effect on America’s morals, because Bristol will be covering up her nubile Palin-flesh before she goes on camera to embarrass herself, and us. Read more on Bristol Palin Won’t Dress Like a Whore On Her TeeVee Show…