May 27, 2012
pt she wins by losing
Sarah Palin Movie Boasts Solid 0% Rating On Rotten Tomatoes
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 4:25 pm July 18, 2011
Comic book supervillain film The Undefeated was released in theaters on Friday to exactly the amount of excitement visible on the faces of trapped subway car passengers standing next to someone who has just farted. Movie ratings site Rotten Tomatoes confirms this. [Rotten Tomatoes]
Clinton And Obama Hold Victorious Rally In Honor Of Clinton Campaign Debt
by Sara K. Smith 10:31 am June 27, 2008
Last night, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and a couple hundred of their wealthiest friends gathered at the beautiful Mayflower Hotel in Washington to talk about how Hillary could be pope if she wanted to, but she doesn’t, and instead she will serve the nation by collecting money to retire her gigundous campaign debt.
