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SEXYTIMES  4:00 pm February 18, 2010

by Jim Newell

NEWT GINGRICH DID IT! Tipster/commenter bfstevie writes, “Saw the ‘American Solutions’ furry on the Wonkette. Turns out this is a ‘tri-partisan citizen action network’ whose General Chairman is Newt Gingrich.” Indeed! BUT: “Newt’s ‘welcome letter’ to the thoughtful tri-partisan web site uses the Einstein quote about insanity. This is the very same quote that the […]

Important National Review torture pope Kathryn Jean Lopez was alone when she went to an anti-abortion rally today. But you can bet your bottom zygote that she won’t go home that way! With which lucky 15-year-old churchy boy will she be stone cold doin’ the Jungle Jesus Boogie Woogie (“raping”)? Be on the lookout, boys. […]

One of the personalities everyone in America mocks on a daily basis, Bill O’Reilly, went on Jon Stewart’s political comedy program The Daily Show last night to promote his insanely titled new book, A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity. O’Reilly tries to appear affable for the hippie crowd, but for O’Reilly that means bullying his […]

Joe Biden gave a rally in Athens, Ohio today, home of the very lovely Ohio University! Never heard of it? Well shut up then! And he “warmed up” the crowd by talking about that time he visited Ohio University in college for a football game — this probably never happened, he likes to make shit […]