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Exclusive: Cantor, ‘Democrats’ Attend Britney Spears Concert During Obama Presser

And you all thought Washington wasn’t sexy: the office of ambitious young House Republican Whip Eric Cantor has confirmed to your Wonkette that instead of watching President Obama’s boring press conference last night like the rest of us dingbats, Cantor and a bipartisan group of legislators attended the Show Of The Century at downtown’s Verizon Center: a Britney Spears concert. If our children weren’t so concerned about future deficits, what would they think of this! Read more on Exclusive: Cantor, ‘Democrats’ Attend Britney Spears Concert During Obama Presser…
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Erotic Art Show to Officially, Finally Get DC Laid

MOCA DC, a small nonprofit gallery near the canal in Georgetown, prides itself on showing under-represented artwork. But its Erotica exhibit opening tonight is probably not the kind of material lacking for a market. It kicks off with a live photoshoot of a Playboy model, and marches on bravely from there. Read more on Erotic Art Show to Officially, Finally Get DC Laid…
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JOE BIDEN AND HIS WIFE ARE IMMORAL FORNICATORS

Important online newspaper The Huffington Post has put up a crucial gallery of Joe Biden and his wife, “Teresa Heinz,” kissing on Inauguration night — a veritable metaphorical TRASHING of the office in which Biden serves. Can Joe Biden escape this latest gaffe of kissing his wife in public? [HuffPo] Read more on JOE BIDEN AND HIS WIFE ARE IMMORAL FORNICATORS…
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Send Us Your Inaugural Ball Photos!

OMG we just had so much fun, right, at Wonkette’s Inaugural Ball last night. Just soooooooooo much fun. Packed, it was! Now, between (a) your associate editor’s lack of a camera and (b) your associate editor’s hour-long absence from the party after the kegs ran out at midnight, when he and Liz drove to HYATTSVILLE, MARYLAND to locate more alcohol (unsuccessful, although there was liquor in abundance when when we returned, somehow, hooray)… your associate editor doesn’t have enough photos. Please send yr sexy party pixxx to tips@wonkette.com, subject line “MOAR,” and we’ll do a longer picture post tomorrowish. Thanks to everyone who came! Read more on Send Us Your Inaugural Ball Photos!…
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Liberals All Boned After Obama Win

Every terrible oversexed gay hedonist dildo-slave recreational-abortionist Democrat in America had sex with every other Democrat in America on Tuesday night in order to celebrate the election of our emperor-clown, Barack Obama. Apparently this is common behavior among humans, this “having sex for fun” thing. Humans also do it when they are sad, or happy, or bored, or want to “change the topic of conversation.” Read more on Liberals All Boned After Obama Win…
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MILE-HIGH HAPPY ENDINGS: “Whether You’re Looking for a Stiff Drink or a Swedish Massage, the Mile High City Has Plenty of Ways To Recharge During the Democratic National Convention.” [Associated Content] Read more on …