Tag: pt sexytime

Exclusive: Cantor, ‘Democrats’ Attend Britney Spears Concert During Obama Presser

And you all thought Washington wasn't sexy: the office of ambitious young House Republican Whip Eric Cantor has confirmed to your Wonkette that instead of watching President Obama's boring press conference last night like the rest of us dingbats,...

Erotic Art Show to Officially, Finally Get DC Laid

MOCA DC, a small nonprofit gallery near the canal in Georgetown, prides itself on showing under-represented artwork. But its Erotica exhibit opening tonight is probably not the kind of material lacking for a market. It kicks off...

Friday: How To Do Unspeakable Acts, Dancing Too

DC lives up to its sexy new reputation tonight, with not one but TWO events based on humanity's favorite past time after reality TV. The Palace of Wonders is hosting a do-it-yourself sex guide and burlesque show, and Dahlak is...

JOE BIDEN AND HIS WIFE ARE IMMORAL FORNICATORS

Important online newspaper The Huffington Post has put up a crucial gallery of Joe Biden and his wife, "Teresa Heinz," kissing on Inauguration night -- a veritable metaphorical TRASHING of the office in which Biden serves. Can Joe Biden...

Send Us Your Inaugural Ball Photos!

OMG we just had so much fun, right, at Wonkette's Inaugural Ball last night. Just soooooooooo much fun. Packed, it was! Now, between (a) your associate editor's lack of a camera and (b) your associate editor's hour-long absence from...

Liberals All Boned After Obama Win

Every terrible oversexed gay hedonist dildo-slave recreational-abortionist Democrat in America had sex with every other Democrat in America on Tuesday night in order to celebrate the election of our emperor-clown, Barack Obama. Apparently this is common behavior among humans,...

MILE-HIGH HAPPY ENDINGS: "Whether You're Looking for a Stiff Drink or a Swedish Massage, the Mile High City Has Plenty of Ways To Recharge During the Democratic National Convention."