Tag: pt sexytime

John Boehner, the weepy, drunky Speaker of the House who quite honestly would be your Wonkette's favorite person in the world if he were...

Here at Wonkette, we take our goal of bringing you Very Serious Legal News very seriously. Whether it is politicians getting busted for the...

Do you see that lady? She is Nadia Lockyer, Alameda County, California, supervisor. Do you see that man? That is her husband, California state...

It was so cold out on the National Mall last night, we saw a squirrel chewing off his nuts to warm his mouth with...

Hooray for this person, in her stylish "Don't Teabag On Me" tea-shirt. For some reason this is on the Huffington Post. Also, which Wonkette...

The Wonkette copy desk alerts us that rumors on the Twitter suggest the Wonkette Halloween Nightwhore Party is going about as you'd expect. It...

It was 48 years ago today that Marilyn Monroe was literally sewn into a see-through gown and carried out to the stage of Madison...

Oh ho ho! We won't ask for details. What are the details, though?? Did the Jonas Brothers get access to Mike Allen's top secret...

The Wonkette news-room is On Assignment, with Jim Newell and Liz Glover on Capitol Hill just cold getting drunk and taking videos and photographs....

California State Sen. Roy Ashburn, a major family values, anti-gay Republican father of four, also likes to FUCK MEN IN THE ASS. He was...

BILL CLINTON SAVES LADIES FROM NORTH KOREA: Uhh, hooray! In a "private mission" rife with secret diplomatic motives and back-door conversations with the U.S....

Here is our old op-ed friend David Brooks, who has turned a lovely shade of Holiday Orange, talking about the sexy night when some...

*Cracks knuckles* TIME FOR THE POST OF THE CENTU-- eh, nevermind, too mean. Just thought you all should be aware that the Proverbial Website...

JOHN 'NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2' ENSIGN ADMITS SEX AFFAIR: Jesus, so much to post... this idiot, Republican Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, has...

Here's Joe Biden this morning telling us all that we're going to die if we travel in confined spaces (2:35 in). Hooray! And better...

The Senate, for those unfamiliar with the august body, is sort of like the US version of the House of Lords; and like the...

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