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Upstate NY Duo Wanted To Do Reverse Terrorism On Muslims With Home-Made Death Ray

This week we learned that two upstate New York patriots have very active imaginations and maybe don’t like Muslims so much. Amateur mad scientists Glendon Scott Crawford and Eric J. Feight have been arrested for conspiring to build an actual remote-controlled, radioactive death ray that would fit inside a van and could be used to silently sicken, terrorize, and kill one’s enemies, for example Muslims (reverse terrorism?) What is most striking about this story to yr Wonkette is not that anyone would try to fund the construction of a death ray by shopping around the idea to both a synagogue (for to kill Muslims, duh) AND the KKK (they’re equal opportunity nutjobs), nor even that two dudes would try to build a death ray in the first place. No, we are most interested in how two people with engineering backgrounds — Crawford worked for GE, Feight for an unspecified electronics company in Houston — would actually waste so much of their time and effort on trying to do something that the laws of physics say you pretty much cannot do. CR_EATURE couldn’t be reached at his secret lair, so it falls to us to do Science Words at you! Actually, let us let a fellow from Rensselaer do the Science Words, because authority: Read more on Upstate NY Duo Wanted To Do Reverse Terrorism On Muslims With Home-Made Death Ray…
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O’Reilly Launches Next Volley In War On Christmas: Christianity Not Religion

Good morning, Warrers On Christmas. Much has happened since our last intelligence briefing. Last night, Dessert Fox Bill O’Reilly released another video of propaganda from his bunker in the Fortress of Falafel. He did that thing where he invites an opposing viewpoint onto his show, then kicks the shit out of him. From Raw Story: On his show Wednesday night, Fox News host Bill O’Reilly accused American Atheists president David Silverman of being a “fascists” who wanted to banish Christmas from the United States… O’Reilly said Silverman’s views were “insane” and that he should get his “merry band of fascists” together to “re-vote” on Christmas being a federal holiday. After Silverman objected to being called a fascist, O’Reilly again reiterated the point by saying he was a fascist because he wanted to banish Christmas. An attack! On ONE OF OUR OWN. Using the most conventional Christmas weapon: nonsense. But there is more. There is much more, and it could change the course of the war. Read more on O’Reilly Launches Next Volley In War On Christmas: Christianity Not Religion…