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Upstate NY Duo Wanted To Do Reverse Terrorism On Muslims With Home-Made Death Ray

This week we learned that two upstate New York patriots have very active imaginations and maybe don’t like Muslims so much. Amateur mad scientists Glendon Scott Crawford and Eric J. Feight have been arrested for conspiring to build an...

O’Reilly Launches Next Volley In War On Christmas: Christianity Not Religion

Good morning, Warrers On Christmas. Much has happened since our last intelligence briefing. Last night, Dessert Fox Bill O'Reilly released another video of propaganda from his bunker in the Fortress of Falafel. He did that thing where he invites...