Tag: pt second amendment remedies

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Oklahoma Runs Out of Varmints and People to Shoot, Turns to Flying Robots

The good congresscritters of Oklahoma are up to some legislatin', folks. A bill has advanced to their senate floor that will make it legal to shoot drones out of the sky. That SPROING you heard is the sound of...

Rand Paul Will Be President Of All Americans Who Want To Carry Guns In Post Offices

We did not listen to Rand Paul’s Rand Paul Party Response to the State of the Union last night, so we are not sure if he talked up his latest, boldest legislative proposal to liberate Americans from a very...

Sleep Easy, Tennesseans! James ‘Pack Your Bags’ Yeager Got His Carry Permit Back

Fact: It is harder to find reasons why you can't get a concealed carry license than reasons why you can in Tennessee. As long as you are neither a felon nor dead, your right to stuff your cock sock...

It’s Cool, Everybody, Gun Nut Says He Won’t Have To Kill Us All ‘Yet’

You may have seen this guy yesterday on Raw Story, yelling about how he was gonna start shooting people if Obama kept on being Obama (Hitler, obvs), except he kept taking his video down. Well, luckily, now he has...

Whoops My Gun Room Exploded

We hope you are okay, Amy Wood, wife of Idaho Rep. Fred Wood, since you sustained second-degree burns on your face and hands after your gun room esploded, causing the back patio slab to collapse into the room below....

Michigan Republicans’ Ex-Spokesman Wants You To Shoot The Government For Giving You Health Care

Remember when your neighbors used to laugh at you for hoarding survival seed kits and gold coins lo these many years? Well, you’re about to get the last laugh because while they're stuck living under the iron boot of...