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Oklahoma Runs Out of Varmints and People to Shoot, Turns to Flying Robots

The corn is as high as a Predator's contrail
The good congresscritters of Oklahoma are up to some legislatin’, folks. A bill has advanced to their senate floor that will make it legal to shoot drones out of the sky. That SPROING you heard is the sound of Rand Paul’s spontaneous freedom boner. Read more on Oklahoma Runs Out of Varmints and People to Shoot, Turns to Flying Robots…
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Rand Paul Will Be President Of All Americans Who Want To Carry Guns In Post Offices

We did not listen to Rand Paul’s Rand Paul Party Response to the State of the Union last night, so we are not sure if he talked up his latest, boldest legislative proposal to liberate Americans from a very specific kind of tyranny: the kind where you aren’t allowed to bring your gun into the post office. On Wednesday, January 29, Senator Rand Paul will offer an amendment, in committee, to the Postal Reform Act (S. 1486). The amendment will allow you to drive into a post office parking lot with your gun, and will allow you to carry it into the post office, to the extent state law would allow you to carry that firearm in any other venue. This is a story that would not look out of place on theonion.com, but it is really happening, in America, in 2014, and it is because of two things: One, despite all caterwauling to the contrary, America remains a very wealthy country; and two, the primary system we use to select major party nominees is a joke, and the punchline is Rand Paul. Read more on Rand Paul Will Be President Of All Americans Who Want To Carry Guns In Post Offices…
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Sleep Easy, Tennesseans! James ‘Pack Your Bags’ Yeager Got His Carry Permit Back

Fact: It is harder to find reasons why you can’t get a concealed carry license than reasons why you can in Tennessee. As long as you are neither a felon nor dead, your right to stuff your cock sock with a .22 is entirely safe from the forces of tyranny and oppression. Therefore it was with a certain level of creativity that screamy nutsack James Yeager recently managed to get the state to revoke his concealed carry license after he blew off steam by posting YouTube videos where he vocally fantasizes about murdering anyone who disagrees with him. Three cheers for American ingenuity! But now he has his carry permit back, because, meh, there’s nothing in the Constitution that says screamy nutsacks can’t have guns. Read more on Sleep Easy, Tennesseans! James ‘Pack Your Bags’ Yeager Got His Carry Permit Back…
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It’s Cool, Everybody, Gun Nut Says He Won’t Have To Kill Us All ‘Yet’

You may have seen this guy yesterday on Raw Story, yelling about how he was gonna start shooting people if Obama kept on being Obama (Hitler, obvs), except he kept taking his video down. Well, luckily, now he has a second video. It is very reassuring! In it, he says he does not condone aggravated assaults and murders unless they are necessary, and they are not necessary “yet.” Hooray! Read more on It’s Cool, Everybody, Gun Nut Says He Won’t Have To Kill Us All ‘Yet’…
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Whoops My Gun Room Exploded

We hope you are okay, Amy Wood, wife of Idaho Rep. Fred Wood, since you sustained second-degree burns on your face and hands after your gun room esploded, causing the back patio slab to collapse into the room below. Read more on Whoops My Gun Room Exploded…
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Michigan Republicans’ Ex-Spokesman Wants You To Shoot The Government For Giving You Health Care

Remember when your neighbors used to laugh at you for hoarding survival seed kits and gold coins lo these many years? Well, you’re about to get the last laugh because while they’re stuck living under the iron boot of Saul Alinsky John Roberts’ socialist regime like sheeple, you are locked, loaded, and ready for revolution. And today that revolution is upon us. Now that poors can get health insurance because the demon Supreme Court sided with that commie muslin NOBAMA fella, the only way to defend our freedom is armed insurrection! Mount up and ride to the sound of the gun says former Michigan Republican Party spokesman Matthew Davis. Read more on Michigan Republicans’ Ex-Spokesman Wants You To Shoot The Government For Giving You Health Care…