pt second acts
Everybody thought Eliot Spitzer triumphed over Scandal when he quit the New York governorship to write an occasional column for Slate, but his victory was nothing compared to that of his onetime paramour, “Kristen” Ashley Dupre. The former New Jersey hooker and MySpace songstress now writes an advice column for the New York Post, which [...]
Boys and girls, it’s a Thanksgiving miracle — six days early! Our beloved Fred Thompson, the languid, pedicured Southern dandy who made a very sleepy run at the Presidency for about two weeks before returning to his cognacs and backgammon games and expensive Italian colognes, has surfaced again! Even better, he has surfaced to announce [...]
How many times has John McCain told this awful joke about sleeping like a baby? (He goes to sleep for two hours and wakes up crying, wokka wokka.) Answer: ONE MILLION TIMES. But now that he is not threatening to run our country, he does not seem so terrible! He is a pleasant, sassy older [...]
