pt scary monsters
Your Wonkette associate editor was buying his weekly “groceries” (frozen gravy-flavored bacon sticks and chocolate) at the Safeway on 14th & D sts. SE when suddenly his fellow customers screamed, “OMG IT’S OBAMA.” Then: “I want my picture taken with Obama.” Lastly: “Oh he’s just wax Obama.” Just kidding, your associate editor was the only [...]
Well, here’s the moment none of us were waiting for: The people responsible for last year’s “Obama Girl” craze have released the McCain Campaign’s version of a harmless, sexy New Jersey gal — and it’s a horrifying genetic accident from Hell itself. Masturbate to that. [YouTube]
