December 8, 2013
pt say it ain’t so joe
Don’t got an hour and a half to fart around watching the entire Biden/Palin flaying of 2008 in advance of the Biden/Ryan catfight to come tonight? Then fuck you, you’re banned! OKAY FINE, highlights after the jump. Dicks.
NO JUSTICE: Traitorous pussbag Vinegar Joe Lieberman gets to keep his Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee chairmanship, because St. Obama doesn’t want to hurt the wittle cweep. [Politico]
Terrible seething venomous rage runs in the McCain family, it appears. Whereas a normal person sitting in a traffic jam would say, “man, this sucks,” John McCain’s brother Joe calls 911 to complain and then says “fuck you” to the operator who is confused about why he’s calling an emergency hotline about a common everyday [...]
We have been wondering what fantastic campaign stunt John McCain might pull next. Declare war on Iceland? Suspend his campaign for Rosh Hashanah? But clearly we were not thinking big enough. John McCain will announce shortly that he’s such a bipartisan maverick he is switching parties and running for Number Two, because country above self [...]