Whoa hey, Dick Cheney, father to a known lesbian, supports gay marriage. What a homo! “People ought to get a shot at that,” he says, adding that it ought to be a state-by-state decision, however. Not seeing much about this on RedState or the Corner! Will Rush Limbaugh now EAT this latest liberal, Dick Cheney? [The Swamp]

Here we have Sarah Palin in oils, thanks to some Chicago bar owner who painted this one himself! And he hangs it in his bar, so now everyone comes to his bar to see his nude depiction of Sarah Palin. This bar owner, he is a disgusting perv: “His daughter, who looks a little like Palin and does a great impression of her, served as model for the governor’s body.” [Chicago Tribune]

Inexplicably retarded Missouri Republican Rep. Sam Graves is still attacking his Democratic opponent, Kay Barnes, and everyone who knows her, for being a bunch of white wine-swilling liberal transgender Christ-molesting San Francisco fags. She is “taking their San Francisco money, and pushing their San Francisco values,” while ignorant gay judges in California turn a blind eye to the rainbow cake that is destroying our very souls. It is Kay Barnes who will give our country to hobbits and lawyers on subprime mortgages, brokered by Terrorists. [YouTube]