May 27, 2012
pt sad stories of failure
Wisconsin Man Fired For Writing All-Caps E-mail Encouraging Voting
by Blair Burke 10:24 pm September 8, 2011
President Barack Obama must be magic or practicing some strange Kenyan voodoo, because there is suddenly a new job opening in Wisconsin, just like that. Of course, you probably do not want to accept work in Wisconsin, because of all the cheese-flavored oppression being served up there on a daily basis. But just the same, [...]
The 1980 Winter Olympics Hate Tim Pawlenty
by Blair Burke 10:09 pm July 22, 2011
Tim “Who Cares?” Pawlenty is in trouble now, because his hopeless campaign couldn’t even make a lousy commercial the right way. This campaign ad he made, “The American Comeback,” is funny because first of all, a “comeback” is the opposite of what Tim Pawlenty has achieved. Secondly, Tim Pawlenty’s attempt to ruin everyone’s memory of [...]
Bush Never Got To Name FedEx Guy As America’s Top Warlord
by Jim Newell 2:32 pm March 9, 2010
Have you read all of Karl Rove’s memoir Me, Poop, Trash, & Gargoyles and presented your findings to your fellow unemployment line decorations yet, at the Water Cooler? You have?? Lucky. Well then surely you remember the part where Rove reveals how George W. Bush kept trying to get Fred Smith, the FedEx shipping company [...]
