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OH GODDAMMIT, IF TRUE. Good, decent people in America are trying really hard to think the best of this new commie pope, who seems...

Happy Friday, everyone! Isn't it great when we as Americans are friends with gay people and immigrants and Saudi Arabia? We should throw a...

Can women have it all? Not yet! At least, not until I get an Iron Man suit -- sorry, Iron Woman. Are liberals hypocrites...

Make beautiful music with today's news! Or steal it, you jerky jerkface. The GOP is encouraging people to hurl "vulgarities" at the President. We at...

Good news, everyone! No, just kidding, it's not. Can you tell the difference between ads and advocacy? Usually, it's that one of them demands...

Do you have dreams, Wonkette commenters? I totally had one the other night about--wait, you want news? Oh, fine. Turns out Kickstarter is even...

It's Friday! Lounge in some articles about presidential legacies, lazy candidates, and a changing farming industry. Here's an article about why presidents shouldn't be...

According to the news today, the GOP hates celebrities, hates television, and hates words. St. Ronald Reagan would be so ashamed. The GOP doesn't...

Mitt Romney is giving up on his roots, the Swedes are embarrassed, and ".pizza" is available as a domain name! It's a trippy day...

Today, technology can make our lives better -- even if our world as we know it is being destroyed! Oh, well, at least there's...

Good Monday! In the news today, Republican battles to not be involved in Mitt Romney's campaign at all intensify, "Tricky Dick" had a mortifying...

Your morning news: this time with a main dish of weird news that Americans have finally begun stealing jobs back from China, a side...

This Thursday, Mitt Romney's unlikable, Bill Clinton's talking some awkward talk, and Barack Obama is making money. This is news? Unlike Bill Clinton, Mitt Romney...

Today, we find out how many gay people there are while the Vatican works miracles in book selling (not that book!), and a new...

Welcome, Wonkette readers! Racism is in the past, the CDC is promising there are no zombies, and we're building weapons to fight aliens! Aren't...

This morning, let's learn about how food is turning robotic, Facebook is turning us into addicts, and the economy is turning us European. I'm...

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