Tag: pt rumors on the internet

ACORN Will Return With the Aztecs and Mitt Romney In 2012

Oh you thought ACORN went away forever? You are an April Fool because ACORN is just "reinventing" itself and when its good and ready it'll resurrect and freak everyone out, just as Jesus once did. Andrew Sullivan has a...

Karl Rove Regrets Telling Congress Who His Secret Crush Is

Barack Obama traded five captured Iranian commando terrorists, Jon Favreau, a nuclear warhead, and a Cal Ripken Jr. rookie card for one (1) journalist. Are you insane, Mr. President? Next time please consult Beckett's baseball card price guide? Here...

“Conservadems”: Twice The Prefixes, Twice The… Meaningfulness (?)

Take a look at NOW! That's What I Call Michele Bachmann Vol. 1, in which our gal smugly recites lines from The Bald Soprano at confused interlocutors and looks proudly on. Hollywood Box Office is making a feature film...

Dear House Republicans: It’s 100% A Trap.

The only people that like Obama at all anymore are a bunch of lazy illegals who wish they had jobs, and who, instead of just getting a job at a car plant or a Sam Goody (Not Bankrupt Yet!...

Bush Flees The Internet In A Helicopter

Tina Brown start-up "Whitehouse.gov" has a new look and a new face and it is that of Barack Obama! Also a new blog called "the Briefing Room." Jessica Alba, our nation's greatest Latina President since Lincoln, told Team Fox...