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RUMORS ON THE INTERNET  12:14 pm April 2, 2010

ACORN Will Return With the Aztecs and Mitt Romney In 2012

by Riley Waggaman

Oh you thought ACORN went away forever? You are an April Fool because ACORN is just “reinventing” itself and when its good and ready it’ll resurrect and freak everyone out, just as Jesus once did. [RedState] Andrew Sullivan has a new Internet hobby: Looking at pictures of dudes with beards eating cupcakes. [The Daily Dish] [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNET  4:05 pm July 14, 2009

Karl Rove Regrets Telling Congress Who His Secret Crush Is

by Riley Waggaman

Barack Obama traded five captured Iranian commando terrorists, Jon Favreau, a nuclear warhead, and a Cal Ripken Jr. rookie card for one (1) journalist. Are you insane, Mr. President? Next time please consult Beckett’s baseball card price guide? [Power Line] Here is a story about a fellow named Ace, a man who wakes up every [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNET  4:04 pm March 25, 2009

“Conservadems”: Twice The Prefixes, Twice The… Meaningfulness (?)

by Juli Weiner

Take a look at NOW! That’s What I Call Michele Bachmann Vol. 1, in which our gal smugly recites lines from The Bald Soprano at confused interlocutors and looks proudly on. [TPM via Gawker] Hollywood Box Office is making a feature film about that Lewinsky gal, the one from the 90s! Dennis Quad will be [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNET  5:09 pm January 27, 2009

Dear House Republicans: It’s 100% A Trap.

by Juli Weiner

The only people that like Obama at all anymore are a bunch of lazy illegals who wish they had jobs, and who, instead of just getting a job at a car plant or a Sam Goody (Not Bankrupt Yet! ™), hope that Obama can “create” jobs. Right. [RedState] Chuck Schumer will reprogram his new intern, [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNET  2:15 pm January 20, 2009

Bush Flees The Internet In A Helicopter

by Juli Weiner

Tina Brown start-up “Whitehouse.gov” has a new look and a new face and it is that of Barack Obama! Also a new blog called “the Briefing Room.” [Whitehouse.gov/Andrew Sullivan] Jessica Alba, our nation’s greatest Latina President since Lincoln, told Team Fox News that Bill O’Reilly is an asshole. [Crooks and Liars] Famous irrelevant persons Sarah [...]


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