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MORE TIME TO READ YOUR WONKETTE! Ooh, they’ve released the March Jobs Report, let’s see whats we gots here… GAHH! It’s terrible. We must be in a recession! 663,000 jobs were slashed last month, and the unemployment rate rose to 8.5% while the secret “real” unemployment rate rose to 15.6%. Weekly initial jobless claims rose [...]
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU IGNORE ‘GOD’: A cynical operative e-mails us this terrible breaking news about the 621 Million Dollar Building: “The CVC was evacuated around 1:30. All the tunnels are closed off.. half a dozen fire trucks and police cars outside. We’re all going to die.” Hope not! (-ish). UPDATE: Eh, just [...]
