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ROBOT MONSTERS

Dick Cheney’s Heart Still Trying To Escape

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

'Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.'Did you know vice-president-for-life Dick Cheney has a heart? He does! It is a little human-hybrid robotic thing under a black chest plate covered in LED lights, and it is always trying to escape — some say it is the heart of a once-happy child, but it might be a pig’s heart, or the heart of a Killer Whale. Anyway, they’re taking Uncle Dick back to the factory hospital today for another overhaul. MORE »