This whole “selling cheap drinks after work because the workday is soooo stressful, and crying to your mother really isn’t socially acceptable” logic undercuts the most important thing about alcohol: in these trying times, we should be able to drink it cheaply every day, in a nice restaurant, regardless of work. Cue Rosemary’s Thyme, a delicious Mediterranean restaurant that offers a happy hour Monday-Friday from 5-7PM AND Saturday and Sunday from 4-7PM. Genius! MORE »

Never has plain old bread and a cup of joe tasted so good. No wonder Le Pain Quotidien is so popular — the food is simple and delicious enough to stand on its own. And usually, your Wonkette doesn’t buy the whole organic hoo-ha, but LPQ really makes it work. [This is the last review from our Malaka Gharib! Wish her luck with her new "real" job. -- Ed.] MORE »

Hey welcome to this thing that’s going to start happening on Thursdays! It’s a special Friday edition of “Thursdays Are For Magazines,” in which Wonkette will be reading a different political or DC magazine each week and reviewing its contents, in fun capsule-list form. MORE »