• February 15, 2012

pt return of mittens

Hilarious 2008 character Mitt Romney has been bringing bags of money to Republican candidates across the nation, but he’s still a GOP nobody compared to such right-wing celebrities as Snowbilly Sarah Palin and sociopathic opportunist Newt Gingrich. Why can’t Mittens just be an ignorant bigot like they are, and bash the Muslims and Mexicans and [...]

Comical gazillionaire Mitt Romney continues to believe he has a shot in “h-e-double-l” of becoming the Republican nominee for president, despite his anti-Christian “faith” and his gay-liberal health-care-reform Taxachusetts history. So he’s off to Iowa, the King of States, exactly three years before the 2012 Iowa caucus. Romney is on a book tour! He has [...]