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Joe ‘You Lie’ Wilson’s Wife Also Has Talent for Screaming Outbursts

The weather outlook for South Carolina politics is "veritable shitstorm" for the next month or so owing to the hilarious-tragic inability of either major party to follow state election commission filing rules for candidates, which led the South Carolina...

Nikki Haley Has Best-Ever Legal Defense Strategy Against Ethics Probe

South Carolina's dingbat governor Nikki Haley, famous chiefly for being the only human ever rumored to make hot forbidden love with a political blogger, has lately been in trouble for allegedly making hot forbidden legislative favors for her health...

Conservative Think Tank Apologizes For Posting Image of Obama Eating KFC In Sex Chains

John Hood, president of the conservative North Carolina-based John Locke Foundation, has apologized for a very special graphic that one of his bloggers, "Hot Talk WRNN co-host Tara Servatius," included in her post for the think tank's blog this...

‘Single Parents Are Kid Abusers’ WI Senator Not Done Saying Insane Stuff

It is International Women's Day! Oh women, do they really need another whole day about themselves when there is already Valentine's Day? No matter, GOP Wisconsin state Senator Glenn Grothman, the legislator who recently brought us a bill...

Paul Babeu Allegedly Slept With Student At Reeducation Camp He Ran

Every inhabitant in the entire solar system and possibly as far away as the alternate universe where Rick Santorum becomes the American president has now heard the story about wingnut Arizona sheriff Paul Babeu trying to deport his secret...

Joe Arpaio Fine With Sex-Crimes As Long As They’re Against Illegals

GAH. When we pleaded with the universe last week for leading insane racist and pink panty queen Joe Arpaio to be the next high-profile Republican sheriff to become embroiled in a "ghey sex for meth" scandal, we made our...

Rep. Jeff Duncan Hoping To Seem Like Most Racist Person In South Carolina

We get it: South Carolina Republicans are racist. Racist racism-loving slobs full of racism with more racism slathered on top, for racism. It's assumed. But is it also a contest? Please oh please let it be a contest, because...

GOP Jerk Thrilled That New Voting Law Stops Black People From Voting

Democracy's greatest champion in South Carolina, Republican strategist Wesley Donehue, was delighted to learn from a news story that a tough new anti-voting law has successfully stopped many, many black people from voting. The AP article is more than...

Rhode Island GOP Lawmaker Turns Out To Be Wanted Fugitive

Massachusetts has discovered a new place to try to hunt down its wanted criminals: the Rhode Island state legislature! It seems kind of obvious in retrospect, only because the Ocean StateĀ is kind of a sad, drug-addled dump from what...

Did Rick Perry Try To Rough-Sex Ron Paul At GOP Debate?

Dr. Ron Paul's portion of the Internet is goin' nutz over the rumored grab-ass Rick Perry was trying to strong-arm Doctor Congressman Paul with, during the Reagan Gravesite Debate. Why is Rick Perry such a violent psychopath? Does he...

Gay Old Republican Lawmaker Caught With Male Hooker Is ‘Not Gay’

Formerly closeted gay Republican lawmaker Phil Hinkle was caught in a hotel with a male gay prostitute earlier this month, which was all obviously some kind of terrible mistake, the way yet another GOP representative (Indiana legislature, this time)...

John Ensign Proposed To His Mistress At the National Prayer Breakfast

Does anybody care about this John Ensign affair/bribe thing anymore? Probably nobody cares about this John Ensign affair/bribe thing anymore, but the details of this thing are just ridiculous. Here's a thing John Ensign did: He took his mistress,...

Maine Governor Broke Law By Removing and Hiding Labor Mural

Teabagger-piglet Paul LePage, who somehow became governor of Maine this year despite winning just 38% of the vote, has been aggressively trying to destroy the public worker unions as per his instructions from the Tea Party (Koch Industries). Just...

New Rape Bill From House Republicans: Sex Victims To Be Audited By IRS On Abortion Costs

It's really a good thing Mother Jones exists in 2011, isn't it? Because you're sure not going to find a story about this in the New York Times or Washington Post: Under a GOP-backed bill expected to sail through the...

Joe Miller’s Alaska Militia Friend Jailed For Trying To Murder Judges

Scruffy-cheeked Ivy League teabagger Joe Miller lost his crazed bid to become a senator last year, but the sore loser still thinks he's got a place in politics. But will his ambitions survive his friendship with a 26-year-old white...

GOP Car Salesman/House Candidate Charged With Car-Lot Sex Attack

A grotesque 68-year-old car salesman, Republican "young gun" (?!) and failed Senate/House candidate from Ohio has been charged with "three felony charges of gross sexual imposition, and single counts of kidnapping, abduction, solicitation, and menacing by stalking." Tea Party-endorsed...