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• BUT HE’S STILL A VIRGIN: “WASHINGTON - Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman, the Democratic Party’s vice presidential candidate in 2000 and now an independent who is one of John McCain’s strongest supporters, will speak at the Republican National Convention, an official said.” But of course! He will probably be vice president or something. Anyway, your associate editor has been wanting to start a “Joe Lieberman is a virgin” rumor/meme for a few months now, so help out where you can hmm? Smear e-mails, comment boards, etc. [AP]

Thank you to Wonkette pamphlet operative “Taylor” for sending us this fantastic brochure from the Minneapolis Saint Paul 2008 Host Committee about the exciting upcoming convention. How rad will it be? Well if this pamphlet is any indication, John McCain will enter the arena with his seven children and two wives on a War Elephant — decorated in gold, rubies and fine silks — carrying the Sword of Gryffindor in one hand and the dripping, severed head of Chuck Hagel in the other; he won’t even have to speak because everyone will just be cold goin’ nuts at the sight of this. MORE »