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Betrayed Donald Rumsfeld Breaks Up With NY Times On Twitter

Donald Rumsfeld has a lot of old man angst these days, and of course the recent 9/11 anniversary did not help. He was crying in his room listening to the saddest Justin Bieber song there is, when he picked up his New York Times and began to read. He did not like the words that he saw on the page. Read more on Betrayed Donald Rumsfeld Breaks Up With NY Times On Twitter…
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Obama Moves Jobs Speech Ahead of NFL Kickoff, Fans Worry About Pre-Game

Barack Obama’s fickle mistress the American teevee viewing public sure has a lot of demands. FINE, he’ll move the jobs speech one day later so she can watch the Republican presidential candidate horde tear each other’s throats open. FINE, he’ll move the jobs speech to an early hour on Thursday so she can watch the pro-footballer hordes tear each other’s throats open. Happy? OH, WHAT NOW? America is worried it won’t get to see all the pre-game singing and dancing and flashy lights that come┬ábefore the gladiator mosh pile starts. Sorry, Obama, you’ll just have to cancel all the jobs or whatever, America is busy. Read more on Obama Moves Jobs Speech Ahead of NFL Kickoff, Fans Worry About Pre-Game…