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REAL AMERICA  11:20 am October 4, 2012

Walmart Strike Means No More Cedar Cheese or Those Cakes We Like

by Kris E. Benson

Today is a sad day for lovers of cedar cheese and those cakes we like because of the Walmart strike. The Walmart strike has, of course, been covered at length in the Labor section of your local newspaper so you are surely familiar with the details, except HA HA, just kidding! You probably don’t have [...]

REAL AMERICA  3:45 pm August 22, 2012

Real Americans: It’s Those Other People Taking Government Handouts Who Are The Problem

by Kris E. Benson

What are the latte-drinking liberals at NPR up to these days? Oh, just driving around in Real America trying to find out how Real Americans feel about the election. What are Real Americans thinking? What are their concerns? What do they want in a candidate? This is shocking but apparently Real Americans are thinking that [...]

REAL AMERICA  12:53 pm May 1, 2009

Secessionist Mule-Raping Georgia Governor Candidate Would Also Kill Own Son, For Liberty

by Jim Newell

Georgia gubernatorial candidate Neal Horsley, a.k.a. “The One,” wants to secede from America because of the liberals. This charming fellow made headlines a few years ago when he got into an argument with Alan Colmes, who simply couldn’t understand why Horsley would fuck the shit out of mules. (“Welcome to domestic life on the farm… [...]

REAL AMERICA  1:27 pm April 6, 2009

Kentucky Machine Gun Partyers Have Mixed Feelings About ‘Nazis’

by Jim Newell

Intrepid blog reporter David Weigel of the Washington Independent is so intent on getting himself murdered that he traveled all the way to Kentucky over the weekend for something called the “Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot.” You must check out all of his photos, here, but we simply want to note the mixed feelings these [...]


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