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Secessionist Mule-Raping Georgia Governor Candidate Would Also Kill Own Son, For Liberty

by Jim Newell

12:53 pm May 1, 2009

Georgia gubernatorial candidate Neal Horsley, a.k.a. “The One,” wants to secede from America because of the liberals. This charming fellow made headlines a few years ago when he got into an argument with Alan Colmes, who simply couldn’t understand why Horsley would fuck the shit out of mules. (“Welcome to domestic life on the farm… [...]

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Kentucky Machine Gun Partyers Have Mixed Feelings About ‘Nazis’

by Jim Newell

1:27 pm April 6, 2009

Intrepid blog reporter David Weigel of the Washington Independent is so intent on getting himself murdered that he traveled all the way to Kentucky over the weekend for something called the “Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot.” You must check out all of his photos, here, but we simply want to note the mixed feelings these [...]