• May 28, 2012

pt raise your mimosas for jc

RAISE YOUR MIMOSAS FOR JC

God Nabs All the Top Stars For His Annual Prayer Banquet

by Jack Stuef  11:04 am February 3, 2011

For approximately 8,758 hours a year, the United States of America upholds one of its most cherished values, the freedom of religion. For the other couple hours, its government gathers together to tell Jesus, “Just kidding. We totally all believe in you. Give us a high five.” Yes, it’s the first Thursday in February, which [...]