Tag: pt quitters

We've seen this ruse before, Bachmann. You think no one would suspect it, then you get caught, and now you're all, "Oh, I'm done...

Newt, Newt, our hero Newt, what are you talking about? Weren't we supposed to ride this train all the way to Tampa and fuck...

Do you hear that? That is the sound of weeping -- really, that phlegmy, breathless, hacking snot-snarfling SOBBING -- throughout the land as political...

IT SEEMED LIKE IT WOULD BE FUN AT THE TIME: "Kal Penn, star of the 'Harold & Kumar' movies, will leave his job in...

CHARLIE RANGEL TAKING A 'LEAVE OF ABSENCE' FROM WAYS AND MEANS DURING ETHICS PROBE: Good lord, this is what the man gets for taking...

CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS NEWS: "Under intense pressure from Democratic Party officials, Harold E. Ford Jr., the former Tennessee congressman, has decided not to...

This is the best that friend-to-nice-ladies David Paterson could come up with, explaining why he decided to exit the New York governor's race: "It...

NOOOOOO!!! Of all the aides that could have quit given the headline "Palin aide departs," it had to be Meghan "Meg" Stapleton, the famous...

Yikes, did we imply Sarah Palin was acting like a "normal 'Merikun" in eastern Washington State for Thanksgiving? Sorry about that! Palin was just...

Everybody knew Senator Mel Martinez, the Florida guy who took advantage of what's known as "the Cuban Exemption" in order to become both...

Sarah Palin is so super-maverick-y now that she won't even honor her vow to make a speech at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, where...

ALEX PAREENE ON PALIN'S INSANE GOODBYE: "It's like Peggy Noonan, Jack London, and William Faulkner wandered into the woods with three buttons of peyote...

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Oh yeah you might want to see this, right? It's Sarah Palin's "goodbye...

Senator John Ensign isn't quitting his job just because he had the poor taste to sleep with his friend's wife and then stick his...

Well, for all their tuff talk on this racist Puerto Rican separatist who wasn't even very smart, the Republicans have just rolled over and...

Well, this is highly unsatisfying. We wanted to hear that Sarah Palin was one of the handful of lovelies with whom Mark Sanford "crossed...

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