Tag: pt public service announcements

Congress Proposes To Legalize Robot Drone Assaults On Cell Phone Users

Congress seems to feel that the record number 82% of Americans who hate their guts is still Not Enough, so the House is proposing a sneaky little update to the ancient Communications Act of 1934 that would finally allow...

Happy St. Paddy’s Day, Don’t Go to Jail

If you are currently sloppy drunk from kegs and eggs and planning on driving over to America's Puke Fountain for Wonkette's photo contest, here's a tip: don't. Embittered police, who don't "have a problem with people celebrating their...

Limbaugh Orders Republicans To Leave Bobby Jindal Alone

We have an important and URGENT message for our many conservative readers who must not say *anything to anyone* until they've read this: your leader, Rush Limbaugh, has decreed that you are not allowed to criticize Bobby Jindal's speech...

Here’s One for the Ladies, and the Drunks

Despite the fact that Math Porn purveyor Nate Silver has revoked beer's hard-earned recession-proof status, we venture to guess there's a few of us who may still find utility in "What's a Girl to Do When It's Time to...

COUGAR ATTACKING AND MURDERING EVERYONE, IN MARYLAND

Do you live in the Washington D.C. metro area? If so, you are probably going to die soon because there is a COUGAR on the prowl. According to Wonkette "Terp" operative "Chris," security officials at University of Maryland at...