Tag: pt public service announcement

All The CPAC News That’s Fit To Live-Bloog

Oh, yeah, no. Not from us. It is Saturday, and we are going to do Saturday things. Saturday things like "go to the post office," and "mail out some Smoking Joe cups," and "buy all the wine," and "see...

Honestly, You Guys, ‘Not Raping’ Is Actually Really Easy

Today is International Women's Day, which means two things. First, we have to listen to people say stupid things like: “I’m not a sexist, but why isn’t there an International Men’s Day?” The correct answer to that question is...

Here Is Your Handy Guide to Avoiding the DHS Eye of Sauron

We all know that the Department of Homeland Security has several sub-basements filled with all the illegitimate offspring of the members of Congress whose sole miserable task is to sit at the computer consoles they are chained to and...

Mentioning Coffee In Romney’s Presence a Form of Grave Offense

One unfortunate Mitt Romney supporter in Florida seems to have discovered a novel way of getting kicked out of a campaign event: Alan Reynolds showed up to a Mittens rally with a sign bearing the (mysterious?) collection of words,...

Oh Here’s Your iPhone Nutz, NOW STOP SENDING IT, NOT EVEN FUNNY JESUS CHRIST COME ON

Thanks, six-hundred-and-forty-four readers who sent links to the wacky new novelty item, "Truck Nutz things for your iPhone." Thanks! Got it! Oh, you wanted us to post this? Why, exactly? Was it supposed to be funny? It's not funny. When...