• February 13, 2012

pt programming

LIVEBLOGGING THE END OF TIME: THERE WILL BE SO MUCH WONKETTE COVERAGE OF THE THING TONIGHT YOU WILL SHIT YOUR PANTS. Your Wonkette team will begin liveblogging the dongle at 7:30 ET (polls close at eight) and just cold type for 72 million straight hours about everything. ****Special bonus prize****: If you show up at [...]

IN WHICH WE LIVEBLOG YOUR DEATH, TONIGHT: Hello friends. The President, Barack Obama, would like to speak to his nation of douchebags this p.m. You will report back here at 7:30 ET for “pre-game” liveblogging, followed by speech liveblogging, followed by liveblogging of whichever loser is giving the GOP response. For now, however, your Wonkette [...]

IMPORTANT FAREWELL ADDRESS LIVEBLOG AT 8 P.M. LIBERAL TIME: Hey George W. Bush, fuck you. Liveblog of his farewell address to America will start here, on the Internet, at 8 p.m. Eastern.