Maxim magazine, which is sort of like The New Yorker for cretins, issues the “Hot 100″ every year so that its readers know who they should be thinking about when they masturbate into their tube socks. Number 93 this year is our own First Lady, so get to work, youngsters! [Maxim]

Such fun, back in the day, when you could look at “Barack Obama’s Photostream” on the Flickr. But then, he became President, and suddenly no more fun pictures. Well, rejoice! White House photographer Pete Souza uploaded a whole bunch of great White House Official Pix, and you can look at them, because you OWN them (if you paid taxes). MORE »

Here’s your almost-president, Barry O’Bomber Obama, explaining how he will fix all the potholes by putting bums to work mixing concrete or asphalt or another road covering material. Soon we will all have government jobs with congressional benefits (hookers, IM sexytime, etc.) and this so-called “terrible recession” can go back to Canada. [YouTube]