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Zillionaire Mitt Romney Tells Obama To Stop Acting So Rich All the Time

Ol’ moneybags Mitt Romney is estimated to be worth over $250 million, a rather grotesque embarrassment of riches and presumably the reason why Mittens refuses to release his tax returns, in hope of avoiding a couple of news cycles’ worth of “How many thousands of struggling homeowners could Mitt Romney’s wealth instantly save from foreclosure, right now?” types of stories. Releasing them would also undermine his favorite bizarre rhetorical strategy, trying to speak Poor. He’s unemployed! He’s underpaid! And now, he’s shivering in the gutter: “[Obama is] in Hawaii right now,” he said. “We’re in the cold, in the rain, in the wind because we care about America.” What the hell is he talking about? Read more on Zillionaire Mitt Romney Tells Obama To Stop Acting So Rich All the Time…
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Gazillionaire Mitt Romney Whines Gov’t Employees Earn More Than He Does

Dear old Mitt Romney is worth over $250 million, so he can mail himself a check for thousands of dollars as a reward for picking his nose if the fancy should strike him. But here he is in his finest “real worker” costume lecturing steel workers about his glue-snorting theory that federal government employees are “making a lot more money than we are.” Whoever the fictional “we” is in that sentence, they are probably cool enough not to do up the top button on their plaid work shirts, unlike Mitt Romney. Read more on Gazillionaire Mitt Romney Whines Gov’t Employees Earn More Than He Does…