We have had a new president for 100 whole days, and even though Teabaggers warn of creeping socialism, Barack Obama has somehow hypnotized 64 percent of people into thinking he is doing a good job. Republicans hate his guts, of course, but apparently there aren’t many of them left. [AP]

Once Hillary Clinton sews up the Democratic nomination and wins the White House, she will be inviting exactly no one to her dinner parties because all of Washington will be dead to her. You see, the Clintons have a reputation for freezing out friends and associates who displease them — and this ever-widening circle will include 49.9% of America by the time Hillary gets sworn in. MORE »