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New Poll: Michele Bachmann Already Losing Her House Race

Here is an important 2014 election update brought to you by AHAHAHAHAHAHA: Michele Bachmann is trailing her Democratic challenger for her House seat by two points, according to a new survey from Public Policy Polling: The survey...shows Democrat Jim Graves...

Poll Shocker: Mississippi, Alabama Voters Not Very Bright

"Evolution is hogwash" will be the winner of Tuesday's Mississippi Republican primary, followed by "Barack Obama is so a secret Muslim" according to this exciting new PPP survey. Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum will all run a...

Mitt Romney Supposed To Win Iowa Caucuses, Unless He Doesn’t

There are several billion polls out there variously dropping coy hints about a Ron Paul win, a Mitt Romney win or that more apocalyptic outcome, a "Santorum surprise," GAH, but let's check in with poll nerd king Nate Silver:...

Romney Leads in Iowa; Other GOP Idiots Promise To Burn Constitution

Uh-oh, that thing that no one thought would happen but secretly knew was going to happen has finally HAPPENED, folks: Mitt Romney is leading in a new poll out of Iowa. Great. Iowa has lost its sense of humor...