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Georgetown U. Finds Piece Of Rope, Assumes Lynching Racist Is On Loose

Georgetown University employees found a piece of rope in the utility tunnels under campus this week, and everyone knows what you think when you see a piece of rope: Somebody must have been using it as a noose to string up people, racistly! At least that was the verdict reached by the administration of Georgetown, a supposed local “smart people” school. But somehow it turns out the rope wasn’t used as a noose, but rather for drunk students to climb down into these grimy old tunnels, a campus tradition for dumb secret societies and such. How will Georgetown ever recover from such an offensive activity? Read more on Georgetown U. Finds Piece Of Rope, Assumes Lynching Racist Is On Loose…