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Posts Tagged ‘photo ops’

PHOTO OPS

‘Capture The Night’ With a Photo From a CVS Parking Lot

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Best friends forever!On the corner of 7th St. NW and Florida Ave. NW, in the parking lot of the CVS, there is a makeshift photo booth where you can get your photo taken against the backdrop of a Cadillac, a grandiose staircase, Outer Space or a bottle of Ciroc vodka. Your Wonkette wasn’t going to take a photo, but then a gay couple said that she “had” to, because “this is gangster,” and gave her $10 to take one. MORE »


MISSED OPPORTUNITIES

McCain And Palin Visit Restaurant, Refuse To Speak To Anyone

Monday, September 8th, 2008

Try the green chili tacos!AMERICAblog has posted the comical tale of a New Mexico resident who went to a popular local restaurant yesterday and saw the Republican candidates, in the flesh, who both basically ignored him even though he had a cute baby with him. Why do Republicans hate cute babies and men with liberal elitist iPhones asking insolent questions? MORE »


MEDIA BIAS

Monday, August 4th, 2008

WASHINGTON POST WOULD RUN MORE PHOTOS OF McCAIN IF HIS FACE WASN’T ALWAYS MELTING OFF: “Obama and his backgrounds are simply more photogenic. … McCain also is often wearing a baseball cap outside to protect his skin from another melanoma, and it shades his face.” [Washington Post]


FUNNY PICTURES

World Leaders in Dresses: Hot APEC Action

Monday, November 20th, 2006

wtf.jpgPhoto credit: NYT via AP via Canadian Press

Once we saw the above picture in the Times, we knew we had on our hands a motherlode of hilariously awkward Presidential photos. The wires did not disappoint. After the jump, join us in a moving pictorial tribute to President Bush’s awesome Vietnam adventure.

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GEORGE BUSH

Utah Bravely Prepares for Hurricane Condi

Friday, July 7th, 2006

The headline used on Yahoo News, S.L. Bracing for Bush-Rice Visit Next Month, really hit me today. My heart totally goes out to all those poor people in Utah who will have to struggle with the aftermath of this impending media event, scheduled to achieve landfall on August 30. The photo-op alone will surely have a duration of at least 30-minutes and the impact crater will likely cover several blocks in Salt Lake City’s better neighborhoods. Shoe store clerks will need to be air-lifted out when it’s all over. MORE »


KATHERINE HARRIS

Katherine Harris Watch: In Which We Weep For Lost Photo-Ops and Issue a Fatwa

Monday, May 15th, 2006

harrisandhusband.jpgThis could’ve been a picture of Katherine Harris firing a gun if certain communications directors hadn’t been such idiots. MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

Maybe He’s Just Happy to be Home

Monday, November 7th, 2005

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But what are these two guys thinking there? President Bush just put in an appearance with Jerry Kilgore in Richmond. Wonkette sources in the WH press pool say Kilgore operatives have openly complained about seeing their onetime 10-point lead evaporate after Bush


GEORGE W. BUSH

Worshipers from Afar

Monday, September 5th, 2005

On his visit to a group of flood evacuees at the Bethany World Prayer Center in Baton Rouge, President Bush failed to persuade at least one parishioner that “all levels of government are doing the best they can”: MORE »