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I'm Sorry, But I Just Really Hate These People Who Are Suing Hermés Over Birkin Bags
TFW you love antitrust laws but also want shitty customers to suffer.
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Robyn Pennacchia
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Aussie Billionaire Building New Titanic To Sink 'Wokeness'
For safety, all potential debris will be big enough for TWO survivors to float on.
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James Comer Gonna Make Joe Biden Sit In This Chair ‘Til He Tells Congress What He Did!
Joe Biden knows what he did! Tell 'em what you did! Jingle jangle jingle jangle jingle jangle banjo banjo STRUUUUUUUUUUM.
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James Comer Gonna Make Joe Biden Sit In This Chair ‘Til He Tells Congress What He Did!
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The 14 Best Hotels In Toronto! Tabs, Fri., March 29, 2024
Oh? Why do I ask??? Morning news roundup!
3 hrs ago
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Hannity Says Biden Taking Our Fridges And Stoves And The Meat In Our Fridges And The Meat On Our Stoves And Our Cars And The Meat In Our…
That Hannity really DISINFORMATES and MISINFORMATES.
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RFK Jr. Running Mate Thinks Sunlight Is The Best Fertility Treatment
I'm not sure that's how that saying goes.
18 hrs ago
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World's Worst People Know Why That Ship Crashed Into The Bridge. Oh, *YOU* Know.
Hmmm hmmm hmmm whatever could it be.
19 hrs ago
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Nobody In America Goes To Church Anymore. Eat It, White Conservative Losers.
Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the NOPE.
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Nobody In America Goes To Church Anymore. Eat It, White Conservative Losers.
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Shocking Study Finds Pharmaceutical Companies Once Again Screwing Diabetes Patients
Ozempic costs $1000 a month ... and costs less than $5 to make.
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Joe Lieberman Didn’t Leave Earth, Earth Left Him
Well, bye.
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Could Democrats Pass Ukraine Funding And Save Mike Johnson From Marjorie Taylor Greene With Just One Hilarious Trick?
It's not ideal, but it might be really funny.
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Matt Schlapp Didn't Pay Accuser To Drop His Peener Groping Lawsuit. SOMEBODY ELSE Paid Matt Schlapp's Accuser To ... You Know.
Oh no, does this mean Matt Schlapp not TOTAL EXONERATED?
Mar 28
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Matt Schlapp Didn't Pay Accuser To Drop His Peener Groping Lawsuit. SOMEBODY ELSE Paid Matt Schlapp's Accuser To ... You Know.
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