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PARTY POOPERS  9:06 am November 9, 2011

Expert Fun-Ruiner Barack Obama Outlaws Personalized Mugs

by Blair Burke

Useless promotional gear is an important part of American culture. After all, the Founding Fathers were all wearing Ovaltine sweatshirts and Livestrong bracelets when they created this country, which is probably why Barack Obama is now doing everything he can to destroy yet another part of our American way of life. On Wednesday, Obama will [...]

PARTY POOPERS  1:49 pm October 20, 2008

John McCain Avoids Fun Family Slave Parties On Family Slave Plantation

by Jim Newell

John McCain’s family owned at least nine million slaves, from Africa, back in the “good old days,” before Nancy Pelosi and the Liberals waged an unjust war on the Deep South and made everyone pay black people for work. (And people wonder why Congressional approval ratings are so low!) But the McCain clan still owns [...]


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