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RNC Offers Video Tributes To Ron Paul, Other Losers

Sorry you can't be president Ron Paul! Also, sorry you didn't win enough states (any states, the Virgin Islands is not a state) and thus couldn't secure a speaking slot at the Republican National Convention! Also also,...

Farewell Interns: You Will Be Missed?

Oh the interns! They were everywhere, but now they're leaving, so it's time to say goodbye to DC's Summer Slave Class. They came, they stapled, threw up on bars, ran around half-naked, and accomplished ... nothing. And so, Interns,...